and now a word from our sponsor...PMS
I had the best day ever yesterday. Not as in, best day in my whole life…but the best day so far on my website. I had over 2800 page views on my blog. I know some people have that every day, but for me, that was more than 1000 views more than normal. It made me ask myself…does this have something to do with PMS?
I know it’s crazy, but for some reason the posts I write about PMS just get more attention. More laughs. More page hits.
Don’t get me wrong…I’m not complaining. I’ll gladly suffer for my art if that means you’ll come visit. But does this mean I should be doing more suffering? Or do you just like when I go all rogue…or Batgirl (note obscure vampire reference here) on society in general?
I’ve decided this subject is worthy of further investigation.
Are you fascinated with PMS, or a woman on the edge? And am I a woman on the edge or just a writer with a mission? Or…if we go deeper still…is a writer with PMS like a goose that lays golden eggs? It’s a scary thought. I mean, I love my readers, but I don’t know if I’m willing to have PMS all month long.
Well, whatever the reason…I’m really glad you’re checking in each day. I don’t exactly do this for the golden eggs. (Not that I’d turn them down, mind you) But, I do it for you…the readers.
So, I guess I’d better get back to it. I’ll dial back the PMS just a tad and see what happens. I know my husband will feel safer at night.
Until the next time…I’ll be wielding my mighty pen for the good of mankind! (Or not)